Theory

Previous night I watched football with my mum, it was Malaysia vs Indonesia for the Sea Games. My mum's knowledge of football is similar to my knowledge of cooking (bear in mind I can't cook), but that did not stop her from being all enthusiastic about the match. When Malaysia managed to get it's first goal, my mum literary jumped up of the sofa, and shouted goal. 

For the second half of the match, my mum was the unpaid commentator, commenting the players every move and even the referees. The most interesting comment she made was 

Mak : "Dik, if you don't believe me, after this Indonesia will used all the 'bomoh' and all"

I look at my mum and said 

Naz : "Mak, that is a bit judgmental, I don't believe that Indonesia will do that"

She paused for a while and look at me and blurted out

Mak : "Ooo, you are supporting Indonesia, why, is your boyfriend an Indonesian guy?"

Naz : "Eh?????? Ke situ pulak mak"

I love my mum, watching t.v, going shopping with her even sitting for tea time, I know it will never be bored. She has all those theories that will make you shake your head and said "Eh???? Ke situ pulak mak"

(That match was the most fun I had in watching football, ever)